Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Aroma

meminso (sic) and I uploaded our experimental short "Aroma" to Vimeo. meminso directed and edited the film, shot entirely on his Android cell phone. I am the leading lady and author of the voice-over poem.



Growing up in this neighborhood
is like frantic conversations with flowers
and roses rushing in.

Children are tiny scarecrows
stitched for protection from superstitions.
The hallways creak,
haunted by arguing dollmakers
who think their kids are asleep.
Someday the little bodies of hay
will hear the wicked and spectacular histories
of what happened to their heroes.

The neighborhood is a trap
of walls and invisible wolves.
She’s stung by bees if she tries to leave.
As she stares up,
she feels the formidable pulse
of the thing that’s waiting for her.

She cuts the colors out of her fingers:
the yellow from her sunny attic prison
and the red, scorching red
that chokes the right words.

The rich red beckoned her
out the window.
She has never known such a color before,
and it tells her of all its shades:
burning tantrums that end in backhands;
the touch of two pounding hearts,
one big, one small;
worms caught in the blushing apples of a face;
the fever crawling in the trees after a kiss.

She holds her childhood to the sun
and remembers that she’s young;
and because of youth
she can go as high as she wants
until the hearts drift from her body
into hot air balloons.

She passes her room
and the hairs stand on her neck,
moving dinosaur bones in her back.
She’s not scared, she is transcending.

She fits like a spoon
into the dark, dark, dark,
and emerges a message on burning paper
that reads,

“When the mountains part in the distance
like shoulder blades,
and the violet silhouette takes my breath
like warm wine,
remember me for my energy in the air,
and how you wrung me from your hair
like saltwater.”



Due to an audio disaster, "Aroma" premiered as a silent film at Denver's first ever Open Screen Night. It took runner-up, and that tasted delicious.

At October's OSN, Mayonai$$e's newest music video premiered, in which I play the exasperated "Dr. Mary Jane." I have no qualms with this song getting stuck in my head!



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meminso is the laughing chick in red tights. Wait, that's me.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Cordelia

My story "Cordelia in 220" leads the ninth issue of Title Goes Here:. It is flooring to see your work depicted by a really talented artist (Chris Orapello) on the front cover of a magazine. I can't play it cool with this one: I'm really excited. Available in print or .pdf, mkay?

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Mayo, Milk, and Honey

Mayonai$$e and Milkman are super fly musicians here in Denver. Their music video for "Natural Hater" premiered at August's Open Screen Night. Makes my punk ass laugh every time I watch it. They let me make a cameo and roll my eyes in a few scenes.




The Summer 2011 Issue of Moon Milk Review has arrived. My story "Honey" is featured, a flash fiction weirdo that I wrote a couple years ago. Fun to read it after the elaborate novellas I've been flame-torching from my heart over the past two years, and especially in such a cool publication.

I have one more story in line for publication next month, and then the leaves will start falling from the trees, and my mind will become winter-worn and without drive. Or I'll keep writing stories and making short films for Open Screen Night -- who maintain a great Twitter account, @OpenScreenNight.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Open Screen Night

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meminso and I made a short film, and it will be playing on the big screen TONIGHT, July 26th, at Denver's Oriental Theater. It's the very first Open Screen Night. Check out local Colorado shorts every month and submit one of your own. There's a bar, you drunks.

I wrote and acted in the film, and meminso is a smashing local filmmaker; he wrote, directed, edited, inebriated, and delegated dreams. I don't capitalize his first name because I don't respect him as a person, but he is one hell of a filmmaker. Also, he doesn't capitalize it.

Open Screen Night
Last Tuesday of every month, starting tonight at 8pm!
Oriental Theater on 44th and Tennyson in Denver


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 The above photos were taken behind the scenes while we were shooting. Here are some actual film stills:



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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Mountain Mama

Hi! You can find me on the Twitter these days- @melissafiction. I post pictures and talk about life.

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2011 has been a social year. I'm getting a lot of sun, meeting a ton of people, and much much much writing. My flash story "Honey" is coming to Moon Milk Review this summer, and I am honored!

Back in April, my buddy made a video from our Rocky Mountain wanderings. Not to be mistaken for hiking. We were in the foothills, roaming and curious with cameras in our hands. The piano music you hear really was falling from the storm clouds.



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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Melissa Blue

First the bubbles float up from the sea in this new world of mine. All the butterflies are blue and cover the trees.





The Melissa Blue are a haunting family of butterflies. They belong in an ice forest. They're bluetiful and look cold to the touch. I like the guys with the teardrop-black eyes, grey fur like a wolf-fly.

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Deep in my heart they're pitching oil in buckets, and little blue butterflies are haunting up here and there, one at a time, breaking for the sunlight. Someone's big fucking hand is in the way, I think it's mine, closing over the well. But I have to get that oil out of there.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Winter

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First snow in Denver! It's bringing out the ghouls. Nightmares are heightened in the one-bedrooms, and last night I felt a warm hand holding mine, putting me to sleep.

At Victoria's Secret, I caught a little boy lying under the dressing room door, staring as I tried on lingerie. When I told him to leave, he didn't react right away.

I just wanted to feel attractive. The holidays make me all weird. I crave ice cream and frozen yogurt shops. Cold comfort foods. I want to wear petticoats and expose my throat with something pretty hanging from it, a necklace, inexpensive quartz. In the winter I want to dress up every day and dance, strapless silver dresses. It all feels so melancholy this time around, except in those first few moments when the snow starts falling.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Peeping

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I looked out the peephole in my door today, which I find to be a very creepy thing - I try not to use it. My neighbor's door was wide open. She and a man swayed arm in arm. I walked back to the couch and placed my hands in my lap, thoughtfully considering the couple in the tiny tunnel with their arms wrapped around each other.

Then suddenly "OW" and "PICK IT UP" and the door roared shut. How do I describe the sound? It was like. "I'M FUCKIN' SERIOUS." She isn't nasal; it's piercing and flat at the same time. While they're tearing at one another and storming in the hall - and she is pissed off, her voice is a cat with its hair raised - I'm on my couch, wondering if anyone's parents dance together anymore.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Wonder

Oh hello.
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My story "Movie Man" is featured in A cappella Zoo's print journal, Issue 5. You can read it online for free here. The story was a present to a filmmaker friend: a magic homage to some of the best directors in the world.

Yesterday I received an acceptance letter for a much darker story. Publication is slated for October 2011, lead story. A gangster and his prey in a hospital room of creatures. I was furious with the world when I wrote it.

My computer finally died the other night, and as I read the letter, the power went out. I opened the shades in the living room and flipped the blank pages of a paper journal. I want to write letters, I want a pen pal. I wonder if Kerouac's is the most current diary in existence worth the bother. I didn't write a thing.

I'm glad the good is coming with the shitty. It's so much good, it's so bad, it will get better as long as I keep writing. People should know what's really happening in the wells; we've run out of water and someone broke the only lantern in the night, and we all cut ourselves on the pieces. We need a ladder and clean clothes. I'll pen the letter.



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Sunday, July 18, 2010

High School Reunions

Last night, I worked the registration table for a 20-year high school reunion. It was a time bomb. Mother figures with hot pink bangs. Bangle bracelets. Orange skin. Suited in body glitter like space cadets. One classmate gave us her breast pump for the night.

The men fished out their old wallets with the condom rings. They pulled their wives into domestically violent bear hugs -- those couples aren't ever having more children after the husbands collapsed the fucking birth canals.

The popular crowd crept into the event for free. They duped some clown to steal name tags. ("I only went to this school for eight months," he told me. "I'm just here to check out all the old people smirk.")

I watched the prom queen, at the start of the night, grab her man's collar and drag him away from the registration table. They didn't check in, but I wasn't sure until it was too late. They are the ones who started the whole operation, ushering a total of twenty or so big babies through the back elevator. I'm not starting a confrontation with a 38 year old dressed like a video hoe.

Myself, I was an embarrassment in high school. But I didn't know the extent of my damage then, so I felt all right. For one thing, I was pretentious about my writing. I studied the thesaurus for fun and came into high school puking adjectives down the front of my shirt. "In Lord of the Flies, everything is turned upside-down by the noxious smashed coconuts of sex drives-"

They published my gaudy book reviews in the school newspaper, and I bet my peers cringed. I would believe it if somebody told me my teachers were making fun of me to their friends at the bar and their spouses. I would now if I were them; I would root against myself as the student.

In the ninth grade, there is no benefit to the habitual mispronunciation of words like welkin, facade, cerulean. "Her eyes were orbs, ebony wood." Nor the repetition of "verboten" in a single P.E.A paragraph. I used "sanguine" on a regular basis, and it is a fact that I opened my freshman Lord of the Flies paper with the phrase "their humble tropical abode."

I'm not blaming the teachers. I take responsibility for my shit writing. Why would they want to discourage me? They expected me to get fixed in college.



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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

ATTENTION: LITTLE SHITS

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The rose garden is full of knaves and bewitching, gypsies and tramps. Whores in red satin dresses grinding the lattice. Cher plays all day from the mocking birds in my hair. We can't stop grinning, and the evil thoughts begin to chew through our chests.

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The miniature house is the color of frosting AND IT'S HAUNTED

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Office World

So far, the office world is not becoming of me. The collating machine is named "Hal" after the villainous computer in 2001: A Space Odyssey. You have to walk over skulls and crossbones to access the paper tray.
My first week was rocky. On the first day, I made 385 copies of the wrong document. On bright green card stock. The boss lunged at me, arms outstretched, and shrilled out in desperate panic, "WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

I actually had to jump out of her way. Her freakout opened my eyes to my own demons: I'm wholly impulsive, and my emotions carry me away sometimes; they blow me up with colors, I get excited. I walk on clouds and lava, clouds and lava.

It's really fucking annoying to be on the receiving end of a fiery personality like that. I saw the future of my impetuousness in that crazed little woman's eyes.

I gave a couple of the girls in the office this whole speech about standing up for themselves. Who am I to tell them shit, I know. "If you're not respected here, get the fuck out!" I said. "You, you want to paint! Paint! Quit taking their shit."

I can see how that was irritating of me.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Christian Haterade

I hallucinated picketers outside Planned Parenthood on my way to work this morning. They were robed in rags and scarecrow hair, three vagrants holding cardboard signs written in an alien language.

Later in the day, I found a beautiful hardcover book about the hippie generation. I would have a zero-tolerance policy for naked females riding my shoulders at a concert. I can't believe how many men were willing to have all those bare, bushy labium wrapped around the backs of their necks like feeding animals.

The book was abundant with protests. Middle-aged parents marching in support of their gay children, holding signs like, "I will not be a closet mom." A plump man in a business suit, "I am proud of my gay son." There were photos of the women's liberation protests at the '68 and '69 Miss America Pageants. Racial equality protests. A profusion of protests to end the war.

Things are different now. It seems the majority of protests in this nation are hags and fundamentalists taking a piss on the things I thought were no-brainers in Now, The Future: GLBT rights, and a woman's right to decide her body's fate. What the fuck happened to us?

Friday, June 11, 2010

The Self-Deception Questionnaire

If you answer "no" to any of the 20 questions, you're deceiving yourself. 1. Have you ever felt hatred toward either of your parents? 2. Do you ever feel guilty? It asks if you have ever made a fool of yourself. That was the... mission statement of my childhood.

#3 is obnoxious. Does every attractive person of the opposite sex turn you on?
You can recognize that a man is attractive without being attracted to him. It's like how I know that Joseph Gordon-Levitt has boyish good looks, but
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That can't ever turn me on.

I'm going to skip to the end because #5 is Do you ever get angry?

18. Have you ever enjoyed your bowel movements?
YES

19. Have you ever wanted to rape or be raped by someone?
Everyone is an animal. I've never wanted to be the rapist. I guess the closest I ever came was my first lucid dream.

It was me and the man I liked in a dark concrete hallway. We stood between two metal bookcases. Everything was black but for one fluorescent spotlight on us. The eyeballs of my sleeping body were pounding against the lids as they spun; I felt it while I dreamed. I examined my crush's beard hairs individually. Each blade was in high-definition; long and glossy black, as thick as slices of cheddar. I could zoom in on them until one blade was bigger than my hands could wrap around, and zoom back out. His beard hairs are what I remember best, that streak of shine, and the thickness, and the plenitude.

I was only partially in control of the dream. I did whatever I wanted to do, which was stare into his beard hairs like I was tripping mushrooms. But he was resistant when I tried to kiss him. I went for it, and his face stiffened. He leaned away from me. Rather than become flustered, I said to myself, "This is a dream, and you will kiss me in my dreams." I placed my palms on his cheeks and don't remember the kiss. I think that glitch in control was my demise.

My second and final lucid dream took place in a warehouse. The air was musky with brown daylight. I jumped from rafter to rafter. A zombie jumped after me. My heart dropped like a roller-coaster when I took flight. But I knew I was dreaming, so I had a lot of fun with that zombie. Even though that's all I did. Just jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.

20. Have you ever thought of committing suicide in order to get back at someone?
I get urges to do stupid shit all the time, but it's never a vendetta.

When I was a teenager, I went on a cruise and contemplated jumping overboard. Kicked my toes up and gripped the rail. I knew I would never do it, but I gazed into dark, hypnotic waves each night and fantasized about my doom. Glanced up a lot, expecting to find birds, and then back down, to the healthy black splash of the sea. Would I break my neck, would the boat chop me up? Sharks?

I still consider sliding over third-story railings at the museum like a rag doll, and swan-diving down the center of a spiral staircase. I contemplate crashing my car into phone poles, plunging my hand into a turbine or weather-vane. Poking my tongue on a hot stove. Jumping in front of a magic spell, Avada Kedavra. Tipping an ant farm above my head and drinking its contents. If there's an opportunity to lose a leg, or free-fall down an elevator shaft onto poisonous glass, I'm contemplating it.


I heard about this questionnaire through the WNYC show Radiolab, episode "Deception." Find the podcast on iTunes, for god's sake! And find the full questionnaire here: www.wnyc.org/files/radiolab/Self_Deception_Questionnaire.pdf

Friday, June 4, 2010

New Mexico

I spent Memorial Day weekend in New Mexico, a lagoon of flowers and mish-mesh nature. Cactus plants puckered like gorgeous monsters with bed sores. Beer cans galore.

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I was there visiting a friend's family. His grandmother might be immortal; whenever she buys a sterling silver crucifix, they say it turns to gold within hours and polishing doesn't help. Everyone in the family is stumped and weary. She says to me at breakfast, "Your dress is pretty," and later that day, "What are you, girl, a hunchback?"

I hope I'm a tough broad when I'm old. I think the majority of old people are capable of punching a hole through my head.

The whole family is as frank and quick-witted as its matriarch. Says one aunt, "I worked as a receptionist in a doctor's office once. I didn't answer those fuckin' phones."

It is the middle of the country and the farm dogs run in packs. They're wearing lipstick, eyes of human drug addicts, aggressive. As we drive through the neighborhood, four dogs gallop round the bend and bum-rush my car, hairs raised, dried blood. They bite the tires until the spinning rubber makes them squeal.

The dogs are either run over, or they're eaten alive by a rival pack. They trail your heels as you walk. One of them will rear up on his hind legs and crack you over the skull with a Dos Equis bottle. His cronies then all rise to their hind legs, holding their lower backs like old maids, the wise pit bull putting on his specs. They'll form a circle around your soaked, sunburnt body. You wake up in a sweat. Cigars thicken the air. You're in an upside-down camper, hogtied beneath a table at which seven dogs sit playing poker. One of the little guys leans down and blows you a smoky kiss. You have no idea what will become of you. All you know is he's the most interesting man in the world.

Sunday morning was particularly lovely due to a call from A cappella Zoo, a "web and print journal of magic realism and slipstream." They want to publish my story "Movie Man." Fall 2010 issue. Boom.


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This is Teeny! She's one of the good guys.

Friday, May 28, 2010

The Euro

European spa women hate me. I've been interviewed by a handful of them. She always has an exotic accent and never-ending calves. She's Romanian, but she lived in France, muse to the Count of Paris and the painters; she's also Hungarian, skin made of vitamin-rich dandelions. Her wardrobe is accessorized to death with gold belts, and bracelets like ringworm round and round her arm.

I have the WORST interview handshake, uncontrollably clammy. During my interview yesterday, the spa owner looked me up and down. My suit was black and clingy with dog hair. Euro cougars are put off by how unsophisticated I am, too exuberant, splashing smiles like waves, talking with my hands. I put red eye shadow on my mouth when I want lipstick.

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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Saturday in the backyard

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This was my Saturday

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Etsy Outtakes

I made a dinosaur necklace.
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I don't think this shot's going to work.